hope you feel better soon so you can go back to enjoying cheese products


Thanks! Only 4 more days!


I want someone to lounge around naked with

Also fuck

But then go back to lounging around naked

(via octopustrickery)

Can’t have calcium or iron on these antibiotics for 10days and I’m a vegetarian as well. Slim pickins. I’m fading fast here people.

On the bright side I’ve lost nearly 5 pounds since getting deathly ill last week 😏